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The studio

We make objects
with opinions.

OBJET is an imaginary studio and a very real demonstration of front-end craft. It exists to prove a point: a shop can be a piece of design in its own right — opinionated, kinetic, a little absurd — without ever feeling broken.

01

Clash on purpose

Colour is not decoration, it is argument. Each collection sets its own palette and the whole shop changes its mind to match.

02

Forms before function

We design the silhouette first and let the use follow it around. Some of our objects barely work. That is the feature.

03

Maximal, then disciplined

Squiggles, terrazzo and confetti — held in place by a strict 4/8px grid. Maximalism only reads if the bones are clean.

How it’s made

Every object on this site is a procedural render — pure SVG and CSS, no photographs. The whole catalogue weighs almost nothing, never shifts layout while it loads, and recolours instantly when the palette morphs between collections.

The storefront runs entirely in your browser. A simulated backend (MSW) answers real /api requests for the catalogue, cart and checkout, with honest network latency — so adding to cart and placing an order feel completely real, while nothing is ever charged.

The four rooms

Enter the shop